The Red Dot
An imperfection mars George's gift to Elaine; Jerry inadvertently helps an alcoholic go off the wagon.
The Alternate Side
Jerry gets his car stolen; Kramer gets a line in a Woody Allen film; George gets a job; and Elaine gets tired of her boyfriend.
The Stranded
Jerry pays a high price for being stranded at a party by George, who pays the price for romance in the workplace but forgets to pay for something else.
The Nose Job
Kramer is the catalyst for George to urge his otherwise wonderful girlfriend to get a nose job, while Jerry dates a beauty whose brain is a beaut.
The Tape
George is hot for a potential baldness remedy, and for Elaine after she plays a joke on Jerry.
The Cafe
While Jerry tries to help a cafe owner, Elaine tries to help George with an IQ test, and Kramer…well, nobody can help Kramer.
The Parking Garage
Saturday at the mall with the gang, none of whom bothered to note where the car was parked.
The Library
A library cop says Jerry is 20 years overdue with a steamy novel.
The Dog
Jerry's gig as a dog sitter provides some time alone to George and Elaine, who find they have little to say.
The Pen
Elaine regrets accompanying Jerry on a visit to his parents, where local gossip includes how Jerry acquired a pen that writes upside down.